Scattered memories and shattered thoughts

gatiss:

lastofthetimeladies:

breakfastatbequiettiffany:

bawbag:

In primary school when you and your friend would pretend to sharpen your pencils to have a chat at the bin

This is the most UK-centric sentence I’ve ever seen written

In primary school when you and your mate would pretend to sharpen your woody pointy writer-downers to have a jolly good chin wag at the bin

(Source: slurmmckenzie)

 hehehehehe

connor’s at mine for the whole of this weekend and just know that every second of it is going to be utterly perfect :3

I love you so much baby, being back in your arms is so fantastic

lots of love, becca

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manvsgilf:

saharradesert:

tforge13:

wordssetinstony:

tricksterkids:

cadegrey:

mjwatson:

i don’t really understand where penises go when boys wear pants

sometimes to the left

sometimes to the right

sometimes up

sometimes down

sometimes painful

sometimes not

depends

take it back now y’all

One hop this time

please don’t jump on my penis

two hops two hops! 

hands on ya knees! hands on ya knees!

thatsmoderatelyraven:

remember pleakley