In primary school when you and your friend would pretend to sharpen your pencils to have a chat at the bin
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In primary school when you and your mate would pretend to sharpen your woody pointy writer-downers to have a jolly good chin wag at the bin
connor’s at mine for the whole of this weekend and just know that every second of it is going to be utterly perfect :3
I love you so much baby, being back in your arms is so fantastic
lots of love, becca
i don’t really understand where penises go when boys wear pants
sometimes to the left
sometimes to the right
take it back now y’all
One hop this time
please don’t jump on my penis
two hops two hops!
hands on ya knees! hands on ya knees!